This was not a weekend for a lot of questions surprisingly enough. This being a first-time event I was sure I'd be asked about a lot of things...but no, my instincts failed me. Now my friend, Linda Small CMT of Small Pleasures Thereputic Massage, she had some questions asked of her. There she was, massage table made up and waiting for a client, massage chair at the ready and someone walks up, looks at her and asks "Are you doing massage here today?" Followed by "What's a chair massage?" Poor thing, must not have ever left home before!
I was asked by a lady, after glancing at my booth banner that says "hand-crafted jewelry", if my stretchy glass bracelets came from China. (Perhaps she thought "hand-crafted" was referring to someone else's hands??) I assured her no, they most certainly did not. She stretched a few out to their limit as if testing my answer, put them down and walked away.
I did observe a number of interesting sights. Here's the highlights:
1. One very tall woman with very purple hair. Honestly, it was the color of grape koolaid!
2. One pair of short, very thin blue bicycle shorts...so thin one couldn't help but notice the
flower-patterned undies underneath.
3. A very loud, rather obnoxious older gentleman who was shouting disparaging remarks at the very top of his lungs about the owner of the vineyard, current politics, and everything else you could think of. At first I thought maybe he'd had a bit too much of the tasting room but then as I watched him make is way among the crowd, no one seemed to be too bothered by him. I decided he must just be the local color. Very loud, local color and all the locals are
just used to him.
4. Bat houses. (Why not...we make houses for birds??)
5. One very dark restroom, as in pitch black. The lights for these restrooms are on timers so
you never know when you might be sitting there and the timer goes off, leaving you in total
darkness. I finally got the hang of checking the timer before I went into the stall and it only
took me one time of sitting there giggling in the dark. O.k, it took TWO times!!
